Russell Brand (sp) is divorcing Katy Perry (rt) (stupid man). And my wife has informed me that Zooey Deschanel (lft) is also getting divorced. I'm pretty sure this means they will both be in the market for a rebound man. I'm pretty sure I'd like to apply for this job. I'm not talking about a long turn relationship, I just want to be the rebound guy. I'm pretty sure my wife won't mind. I'd come back home in a few months, hopefully with a few nice gifts from my romance which I'm pretty sure I could auction off on ebay for a pretty penny. I'm pretty sure either of these lovely ladies would love to spend a few months with an emotionally stable, average non-celebrity guy. And maybe in a few months, Julianne Hough will break up with Ryan and I can once again be the celebrity rebound guy...Pretty sure this could be a new profession for me. Pretty sure my wife won't mind. Pretty sure I better wake up now!
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