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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Things I May Do, Day 14 Virus

Today is actually a thing I May have rather than a thing I May do. I think my #2 computer May have a virus.  It is running slower than slow, and will not do a darned thing.  Very frustrating.  I May boot it out the window.  Or I May reboot Windows. (clever word play, eh?)

Monday, May 13, 2013

Things I May Do, Day 13: Incompetence

Incompetence is something I can't stand. And I May adopt a new policy of just slapping the crap out of incompetent people.  I hate to say that, but the last few days I have been dealing with a boat load of incompetence. This has put me in a cranky mood, and I actually forgot what I had intended to blog today. So once again I say, if you are in incompetent boob around me, I May slap the crap out of you...I' just saying.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Things I May Do, Day 12: Moms

Happy Mother's Day.  Today I May take a break from this months of things I May do, and just wish all the moms out there a Happy Mother's Day.  If your mom is far from you, give her a call and brighten her day.  If she doesn't answer don't just leave a message, call her back!!! If your mom lives close, go see her!!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Things I May Do, Day 11: Protest

After comments this week from Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries stating that they only want thin customers with washboard abs. I MAY get some of my less than thin friends together to protest this idiot and his stupid store. I May also go so far as to say, "Hey Mike, you ain't beautiful, stay out of your own store."
Anyway, stay posted to see if I can organize this protest.  Comment if you want to help.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Things I May Do, Day 10: Love

Ten days into May, and I must admit, this is getting hard.  Today I will say, I may someday find someone who loves me unconditionally.  Don't get me wrong, I love my wife, and I believe she loves me.  But I often don't feel the deep, fully committed love that everyone longs for.  I know that when I get to heaven, I will have this love.  Someday I May find this...but I doubt it.....please don't think I'm being negative, I think just realistic.

For an example of a committed kind of love, check out the lyrics of this song by Phillip Phillips:


Thursday, May 9, 2013

Things I May Do, Day 9: Crazy

One thing I may do right now is go crazy.  If I don't go crazy, I may be back with another post tomorrow.  We will see.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Things I May Do, Day 8: the Gym

Someday I May join a gym again. When I started at Toyota I joined Balley's, and was starting to feel healthy.  I need to feel healthy again. I also need to get my muscles in my leg built up again; after the broken hip, they need help.  So I May join a gym again...oh wait...Just did!! Be proud of me.